Today’s post hopefully speaks for itself:
I just received a notification from the online dating site I use that someone sent me a ‘Smile’. Not exactly cause for excitement, but sometimes you just gotta work with what you got.
I logged on and read his profile – and I quote (sorry if you’re reading this sender-of-the-smile, it’s just too good not to share):
“I AM A VERY SHY BLOND.LOVING AND KIND.I LOVE CATS,LIONS.GESSE.DUCKS.ANIMALS.PHOTOGRAPHY,FASHION.I LOVE AMERICAN TRUCKS AND MUSIC. I LIKE FASHION CLOTHES.LIVE AT MY LAND LADYS and her freind WITH 20 CATS.STUDY ADOPTION AND GENDER,,TRANSGENDER ISSUIES.quiet person.like reading,freindly and loving.i am not fake,i am very honest.straight up and very shy.have a mother theresa heart and love jesus”
I don’t think I’m being too picky, right?!